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It’s Sure Looking Like the End Times

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It seems like every few years, people start speculating that the whole world is ending. These sort of apocalyptic predictions have only become more prevalent lately. But, looking around, it’s hard to deny that an increasing number of signs point toward the end times.

Obviously, there is a pandemic. But there are also other things, like the that descended upon Kenya in February, and more recently, the mass at meatpacking plants that have been forced to close due to coronavirus outbreaks. My personal favorite is the reported increase in cannibalistic rat activity: Faced with a lack of food scraps from restaurant waste and street garbage, rats have resorted to “,” potentially leading to what urban rodentologists are describing as an “army of rats.”

青青青国产在观免费2018And then, of course, there’s a lot of really bad weather, which is the underpinning of : There have been flash in Florida and grapefruit-sized showers in Texas. Now, there are predictions of  this summer, caused by too much air-conditioning stress on electrical grids, because more people than usual will be staying in their homes.

What were the biblical plagues again? Hail, locusts, darkness, livestock deaths, and something about boils … If we include hair dye and toilet paper shortages, I think those count for something, too. All things considered, it’s a bit of a shame that the thing about Earth was just a rumor.

It’s Sure Looking Like the End Times